<p>I have something to tell you. You see, my bull asked me to be his girlfriend. He wants to take me on dates. He wants to introduce me to his friends. He even wants to take me to a wedding.</p><p>Would that be okay with you? I know I'm your girlfriend, so that means we'd have to make some changes. I swear, I'm not dumping you. We're just going to make a few changes. Would that be okay?</p>